September 2011
1 post
I don’t have time for this ‘blogging’ nonsense.”
-Me
June 2011
2 posts
April 2011
6 posts
what i'm going to do
i’m going to post a picture of what i eat - i’m gonna record it here so i can look back in say a month and think ‘i eat crap’ or ‘i eat well’
March 2011
7 posts
When life's got you busy
and you’ve taken all you can take, have a conversation with the stars. or perhaps
a conversation with their maker.
When a friend lets you down, smell a flower. it’ll make you smile.
If your heart is broken, put a bandaid on it, silly.
If you have a song to sing, be like tarzan on a rope swing.
if you’re a man, protect the women around you, don’t objectify them.
if...
February 2011
4 posts
January 2011
19 posts
awkward moment
i totally had an awkward moment tonight! I watched a documentary over at TWU, and afterward I saw a friend. She’s one of those friends that I see around and we’ve known each other a long time, but we don’t really know each other. It kind of went like this:
She held out her arm. I think she must have been stretching or something:
I interpreted it as follows:
So I did...
Typical day at the boys and girls club
Me: why did you throw mud at girl?
Boy 1: she took my frisbee
Me: is there another way to solve this problem?
Boy 1: we could talk
Girl: i hate talking! I get all embarrassed!
Boy 2: when i was a baby, i had a giant tarantula on my head!
Me: looks like my job here is done
From Shane Claiborne
To all my nonbelieving, sort-of-believing, and used-to-be-believing friends: I feel like I should begin with a confession. I am sorry that so often the biggest obstacle to God has been Christians. Christians who have had so much to say with our mouths and so little to show with our lives. I am sorry that so often we have forgotten the Christ of our Christianity. Forgive us. Forgive us for the...
if poetry can be a process
green shoe
green is shoo
green issue
issues are bad
I sue sore bed
Green from mywin
afro myra
myra is a girl
a hurl
hurly burly
bowl over the girl
over the rainbow
bow and arrows flying
through the sky is a shooting star
Toothpaste.
we are like the toothpaste that gets all messy at the opening of the tube. we get all sticky and gummed up with mistakes. but Christ is like simple tapwater.. gets rid of the gunk.
..
ive broken ive stolen ive crushed ive hated
ive screamed ive yelled ive cried ive stated
ive lied ive cheated ive smiled ive fucked
ive jumped ive stopped ive stooped ive ducked.
you thought you read you moaned you viewed
you spat you cracked you kicked you chewed
you grinned you frowned you teared you farted
you skipped you ate you slept you
started it.
October 2010
1 post
Hi
Im gonna tumble my way to victory.