I don’t have time for this ‘blogging’ nonsense.” -Me
what i'm going to do
i’m going to post a picture of what i eat - i’m gonna record it here so i can look back in say a month and think ‘i eat crap’ or ‘i eat well’
When life's got you busy
and you’ve taken all you can take, have a conversation with the stars. or perhaps a conversation with their maker. When a friend lets you down, smell a flower. it’ll make you smile. If your heart is broken, put a bandaid on it, silly. If you have a song to sing, be like tarzan on a rope swing. if you’re a man, protect the women around you, don’t objectify them. if...
i totally had an awkward moment tonight! I watched a documentary over at TWU, and afterward I saw a friend. She’s one of those friends that I see around and we’ve known each other a long time, but we don’t really know each other. It kind of went like this: She held out her arm. I think she must have been stretching or something: I interpreted it as follows: So I did...
Typical day at the boys and girls club
Me: why did you throw mud at girl?
Boy 1: she took my frisbee
Me: is there another way to solve this problem?
Boy 1: we could talk
Girl: i hate talking! I get all embarrassed!
Boy 2: when i was a baby, i had a giant tarantula on my head!
Me: looks like my job here is done
From Shane Claiborne
To all my nonbelieving, sort-of-believing, and used-to-be-believing friends: I feel like I should begin with a confession. I am sorry that so often the biggest obstacle to God has been Christians. Christians who have had so much to say with our mouths and so little to show with our lives. I am sorry that so often we have forgotten the Christ of our Christianity. Forgive us. Forgive us for the...
if poetry can be a process
green shoe green is shoo green issue issues are bad I sue sore bed Green from mywin afro myra myra is a girl a hurl hurly burly bowl over the girl over the rainbow bow and arrows flying through the sky is a shooting star
we are like the toothpaste that gets all messy at the opening of the tube. we get all sticky and gummed up with mistakes. but Christ is like simple tapwater.. gets rid of the gunk.
ive broken ive stolen ive crushed ive hated ive screamed ive yelled ive cried ive stated ive lied ive cheated ive smiled ive fucked ive jumped ive stopped ive stooped ive ducked. you thought you read you moaned you viewed you spat you cracked you kicked you chewed you grinned you frowned you teared you farted you skipped you ate you slept you started it.
Im gonna tumble my way to victory.